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Best Short Jokes and One Liners Ever – I Promise

June 17, 2013 – 9:00 am |

This collection of short jokes has been made with the desire to make you laugh. Some of them won’t and for that I apologise, well I’m English, so I apologise at the drop of a …

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Texts From My Cat: ‘The Voice’

June 15, 2013 – 10:11 am |

Texts From My Cat - The Voice

Texts From My Cat #3109

Kevin’s Text in Plain Text

Jim: What you listening to?

Kevin: The Voice.

Jim: Whose voice?

Kevin:  THE VOICE!!@$%$!!

Jim: O’ the show about singers.

Kevin: Correct.

Jim: So not the voice of reason?

Kevin: Well.i.am.kevin

 

TooT!

Jim

Texts From My Cat

March 3, 2013 – 4:08 pm |
Texts From My Cat

As many of you know, Kevin, my cat is in possession of an iPhone. He’s taken, between prolonged naps, to texting me as only a cat can.
Texts from My Cat Hero
I have to confess that …

How to be Funny

February 15, 2013 – 9:30 am |
How to be Funny

How to be Funny for Beginners and Everyone Else
I’ve been practicing trying to be funny for years and no one has ever asked me how to be funny. Strange that. Mmmm. O’ well, I’ve chatted …

Short Jokes Glory: Monkeys With Guns

January 28, 2013 – 10:30 am |
Monkey with Gun Joke

Short Joke #103
The surreal Eddie Izzard short joke, monkeys included.
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkey’s do too – if they have a gun.”
- Eddie Izzard
 
Surreal bliss…Top 10 Eddie Izzard Short Jokes
In a …

Short Jokes Glory: Behind Every…

January 21, 2013 – 9:30 am |
Hostage Joke

Short Joke #123
I’m not a gag writer but I like to dabble…
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
- Jim Kinloch
Practice, practice…
In a hurry? Read The World’s Shortest Joke
Time to waste but you …

IT Jokes

January 16, 2013 – 9:30 am |
IT Jokes

IT Jokes in 5 Words
Computer Jokes, Users, Tech Support. Gunfire
Mmmm I…T… Information Technology. What’s funny about this redundant term? Computer jokes and software humour have now migrated (‘ported’ in geek to Smart Devices and the …

Doctor Doctor Jokes, Top 10

January 9, 2013 – 10:30 am |
Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor Doctor Jokes in 5 Words
Stealing, Bridge, Tense, Kite, Strawberry
Doctor, Doctor Jokes, Top 10
 
01.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kitten.
02.
Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop stealing …

And if you can’t be careful…Jokes

January 5, 2013 – 7:51 pm |
Be Careful Jokes

If You Can’t Be Good…Be Careful Jokes
Do you hate those cliches imposed by family and friends? If you can’t be careful…be good. Yep. Bummer. Bollocks. Banal drivel. Well, here’s ten rejoinders you can use.
Top 10 …

Christmas Cracker Jokes – The Alternatives, Top 10

December 14, 2012 – 5:41 pm |
Christmas Cracker Jokes Best of 2

Christmas Cracker Jokes Count Down
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a variety of really funny Christmas cracker jokes. What’s that? You can make my wish come true? Where? Here?
Thank you Santa,
Jim
10.
Q: What …

Christmas Cracker Jokes Top 10

December 14, 2012 – 5:27 pm |
Christmas Cracker Jokes Best of

Christmas Cracker Jokes, Top 10 Traditional
Here’s a count down of the best Christmas cracker jokes, the more traditional ones. There are meant to be jokes of the laughing kind but I’m sure you’ll have a …

Bit Comedy, Review on Huffington Post

December 11, 2012 – 4:09 pm |
Bit Comedy Funniest Blogger Review

Bit Comedy Funny Blog Review
A very nice chap called Alistair Coleman, a comedy writer and blogger of some note, wrote this little piece about Bit Comedy on the Huffington Post website.
Bit Comedy
‘Does what …

Tourettes Mime Artiste, Revisited

December 11, 2012 – 3:32 pm |

Tourettes Mime Artist, Revisited
Lots of people have said this silly and rather idiotic funny video should be reposted, so here it is. Yes that’s me. I’m bald because I have the right shaped head, yep …

Yo Momma Jokes, Translated into Proper English

December 11, 2012 – 2:40 pm |
Yo Momma!

Yo Momma, Jokes in Plain English
Yo Momma’ Jokes, or excuses for insulting Mummies, are translated here into proper English, so that we, the English can fully understand. Now that’s bollocks…
Here you go…
Top 5 Yo Momma …

New Sitcom

December 11, 2012 – 2:25 pm | 2 Comments
Warren Screenshot

New Animated Sitcom
Here’s a brand new British animated sitcom about a bloke called ‘Warren‘, who’s mad about two things: his family and football… or, three things, if you also count his team, Brainsford United.
Learn more …

George Carlin One Liners, Top 10

December 10, 2012 – 12:30 pm |
George Carlin 7 Words

George Carlin Brilliance
George Carlin is a comedy god. A real thinking comedian who uses the power of words to amuse and shock a little. He’s less shocking these days. But he was THE MAN. If’ …

Knock Knock Jokes You Weren’t Looking For…

December 6, 2012 – 12:30 pm |
Knock Knock Jokes

Do you love the classic ‘Knock Knock Jokes?’ You like puns then? Well these are not your average Knock Knock jokes. Nope these are surreal, stupid, mostly original “Knock Knock jokes, o’ and if you’re …