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Funny Bar Signs

March 30, 2013 – 11:20 am | 239 views

Funny Pub Signs Everywhere
You’re walking down the street. You see a hostelry and before you is a sign. It makes you laugh. Rare, isn’tit? Well here’s a taster, my favourite, of a bunch of signs …

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Texts From My Cat

March 3, 2013 – 4:08 pm | 61 views

Texts From My Cat: Hairball

As many of you know, Kevin, my cat is in possession of an iPhone. He’s taken, between prolonged naps, to texting me as only a cat can.

Texts from My Cat Hero

I have to confess that although irritating I do take an interest in texts from my cat because I love communi-cat-ion (thanks Fin for that word recreation).

Cats are annoying and lovable, giving them technology puts them further up the evolutionary scale, soon they’ll be forming their own pressure group to stop members of UKip entering the country.

Texts from Kevin

You can read a whole collection of Kevin’s texts here.

Kevin’s Text in Plain Text

Kevin: @*&%^!!!!

Jim: What’s the matter? Hairball?

Kevin: Worse.

Jim: What can be worse

Kevin: George Osborne.

Jim: I’ve got some Catnip?

Kevin: Catnip! Herbs will not cure him!!!!!

 

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TooT

Jim

How to be Funny

February 15, 2013 – 9:30 am | 33 views
How to be Funny

How to be Funny for Beginners and Everyone Else
I’ve been practicing trying to be funny for years and no one has ever asked me how to be funny. Strange that. Mmmm. O’ well, I’ve chatted …

Short Jokes Glory: Monkeys With Guns

January 28, 2013 – 10:30 am | 152 views
Short Jokes Glory: Monkeys With Guns

Short Joke #103
The surreal Eddie Izzard short joke, monkeys included.
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkey’s do too – if they have a gun.”
- Eddie Izzard
 
Surreal bliss…Top 10 Eddie Izzard Short Jokes
In a …

Short Jokes Glory: Behind Every…

January 21, 2013 – 9:30 am | 162 views
Short Jokes Glory: Behind Every…

Short Joke #123
I’m not a gag writer but I like to dabble…
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
- Jim Kinloch
Practice, practice…
In a hurry? Read The World’s Shortest Joke
Time to waste but you …

IT Jokes

January 16, 2013 – 9:30 am | 162 views
IT Jokes

IT Jokes in 5 Words
Computer Jokes, Users, Tech Support. Gunfire
Mmmm I…T… Information Technology. What’s funny about this redundant term? Computer jokes and software humour have now migrated (‘ported’ in geek to Smart Devices and the …

Doctor Doctor Jokes, Top 10

January 9, 2013 – 10:30 am | 234 views
Doctor Doctor Jokes, Top 10

Doctor Doctor Jokes in 5 Words
Stealing, Bridge, Tense, Kite, Strawberry
Doctor, Doctor Jokes, Top 10
 
01.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kitten.
02.
Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop stealing …

And if you can’t be careful…Jokes

January 5, 2013 – 7:51 pm | 145 views
And if you can’t be careful…Jokes

If You Can’t Be Good…Be Careful Jokes
Do you hate those cliches imposed by family and friends? If you can’t be careful…be good. Yep. Bummer. Bollocks. Banal drivel. Well, here’s ten rejoinders you can use.
Top 10 …

Christmas Cracker Jokes – The Alternatives, Top 10

December 14, 2012 – 5:41 pm | 564 views
Christmas Cracker Jokes – The Alternatives, Top 10

Christmas Cracker Jokes Count Down
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a variety of really funny Christmas cracker jokes. What’s that? You can make my wish come true? Where? Here?
Thank you Santa,
Jim
10.
Q: What …

Christmas Cracker Jokes Top 10

December 14, 2012 – 5:27 pm | 217 views
Christmas Cracker Jokes Top 10

Christmas Cracker Jokes, Top 10 Traditional
Here’s a count down of the best Christmas cracker jokes, the more traditional ones. There are meant to be jokes of the laughing kind but I’m sure you’ll have a …

Bit Comedy, Review on Huffington Post

December 11, 2012 – 4:09 pm | 43 views
Bit Comedy, Review on Huffington Post

Bit Comedy Funny Blog Review
A very nice chap called Alistair Coleman, a comedy writer and blogger of some note, wrote this little piece about Bit Comedy on the Huffington Post website.
Bit Comedy
‘Does what …

Tourettes Mime Artiste, Revisited

December 11, 2012 – 3:32 pm | 44 views

Tourettes Mime Artist, Revisited
Lots of people have said this silly and rather idiotic funny video should be reposted, so here it is. Yes that’s me. I’m bald because I have the right shaped head, yep …

Yo Momma Jokes, Translated into Proper English

December 11, 2012 – 2:40 pm | 115 views
Yo Momma Jokes, Translated into Proper English

Yo Momma, Jokes in Plain English
Yo Momma’ Jokes, or excuses for insulting Mummies, are translated here into proper English, so that we, the English can fully understand. Now that’s bollocks…
Here you go…
Top 5 Yo Momma …

New Sitcom

December 11, 2012 – 2:25 pm | 2 Comments | 948 views
Warren Screenshot

New Animated Sitcom
Here’s a brand new British animated sitcom about a bloke called ‘Warren‘, who’s mad about two things: his family and football… or, three things, if you also count his team, Brainsford United.
Learn more …

George Carlin One Liners, Top 10

December 10, 2012 – 12:30 pm | 507 views
George Carlin One Liners, Top 10

George Carlin Brilliance
George Carlin is a comedy god. A real thinking comedian who uses the power of words to amuse and shock a little. He’s less shocking these days. But he was THE MAN. If’ …

Knock Knock Jokes You Weren’t Looking For…

December 6, 2012 – 12:30 pm | 462 views
Knock Knock Jokes You Weren’t Looking For…

Do you love the classic ‘Knock Knock Jokes?’ You like puns then? Well these are not your average Knock Knock jokes. Nope these are surreal, stupid, mostly original “Knock Knock jokes, o’ and if you’re …

Texts From My Cat: ‘Nail Clippers’

November 30, 2012 – 12:30 pm | 115 views
Texts From My Cat: ‘Nail Clippers’

Texts From My Cat #3101
So dear reader, here we discover Kevin (the texting cat) has made a brand new friend.
Kevin’s Text in Plain Text
Jim: Have you seen my nail clippers?
Kevin: Not, no, never…
Jim: Kevin!!!! Tell …