
Do you love comedy series? Me too! So here are the first three long running, well sort of, comedy series on Bit Comedy. It’s a mixture of very short comedy that you can read in 1 minute or less, which is the point of Bit Comedy, and have a quick laugh.
What the Taliban twitter about, the scrapes they get into and…BOOM! It always seems to end badly.
Kevin and I have been together for 6 years. Recently he was bequeathed his very own iPhone and now he is intend on disturbing my day with purring, stroking and texts of no consequence.
So these 3 Pirates were ship wrecked (in a GREAT storm) onto the coast of present day England. They live in an old mill in the heart of Hertfordshire (just down the road from me) and keep themselves busy by watching TV, boarding various houses and generally making mayhem with a “BELIKE!”
So if you fancy getting lost in a Bit Comedy series have a peak at this page or skip to the relevant comedy series pages:-
TooT!
Jim
Pirate Prologue
There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that].
Cast
Captain Nice: Our hero
Granite: Large, Angry & hairy
Woody: …
What happens when 3 Pirates take an interest in the London Mayor elections.
The Taliban visit a pole dancing club with semtex strapped to their thighs.
A cat, an iPhone and a pertinent observation about the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Funny Cat Text #195
Cats love to give presents. Kevin, a rather agitated cat, is no exception. Sometimes he will even leave the head on.
Kevin’s Plain Text
Kevin: Where dead thing?
Jim: I threw it out.
Kevin: Why?
Jim: It …
Funny Cat Text #189
In which we find Kevin, an ordinary moggy, hungry, alone in the kitchen and putting his iPhone to good use.
Kevin Text in Plain Text
Kevin: Food!
Jim: Food what?
Kevin: Food I am hungry human. …