Article Archive for January 2013
Richard Pryor Jokes in 2 words
The guy was a laugh machine. Topical, human and at times very silly. Justly angry and full of vim, he made the 70s and the 80s funny.
Richard Pryor …
Short Joke #103
The surreal Eddie Izzard short joke, monkeys included.
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkey’s do too – if they have a gun.”
- Eddie Izzard
Surreal bliss…Top 10 Eddie Izzard Short Jokes
In a …
Kids Jokes in 5 Words
Parrots, Sticks, Psychos, Pencils, Bellies
Kids jokes eh? Well, they can be very funny especially told by a nine year old with some cake in one hand, watching television and appraising her …
Bob Hope Jokes in 3 words
Old School Slickness
Bob Hope had a legion of writers, like the great Gene Perret (if you want to learn about comedy writing, then see the 5 Comedy Writing Books page …
Short Joke #123
I’m not a gag writer but I like to dabble…
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
- Jim Kinloch
In a hurry? Read The World’s Shortest Joke
Time to waste but you …
Comedy God in 5 Words
Surreal, Moose, Toast, Mirrors, Words
Steven Wright is an all time great. A comedian that delivers like a sleepy marsupial. Full of word power and ideas that dodge the humdrum and refocuses your mind …
IT Jokes in 5 Words
Computer Jokes, Users, Tech Support. Gunfire
Mmmm I…T… Information Technology. What’s funny about this redundant term? Computer jokes and software humour have now migrated (‘ported’ in geek to Smart Devices and the …
Short Joke #21
Tommy Cooper delivered some great jokes. He loved his “Doctor, Doctor …” jokes. Amen!
“Doctor, Doctor, my arm is broken in three places.”
“Well, stay out of those places.”
- Tommy Cooper
Miss you Tommy…Top 10 …
Milton Jones Jokes in 2 words
I couldn’t eat a whole one. You know, wonderful one liners in the steps of Steven Wright, but… Well it’s like having a Sunday roast and only getting gravy. …
Doctor Doctor Jokes in 5 Words
Stealing, Bridge, Tense, Kite, Strawberry
Doctor, Doctor Jokes, Top 10
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kitten.
Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop stealing …
Short Jokes #77
Short jokes picked for your pleasure and an instant laugh. This one is a classic one liner from Harry Hill.
“I went to a restaurant the other day called ‘Taste of the Raj.’ The …
If You Can’t Be Good…Be Careful Jokes
Do you hate those cliches imposed by family and friends? If you can’t be careful…be good. Yep. Bummer. Bollocks. Banal drivel. Well, here’s ten rejoinders you can use.
Top 10 …
Big Yin Jokes
I grew up with Billy Connolly in my head. That voice comedy riff-ing and talking sense and just making me laugh. Now Billy’s a national treasure and international super-Scot. Amen.
Top 10 Billy …