Articles in Jim’s Comedy
Texts From My Cat
As many of you know, Kevin, my cat is in possession of an iPhone. He’s taken, between prolonged naps, to texting me as only a cat can.
Texts from My Cat Hero
I have to confess that …
How to be Funny
How to be Funny for Beginners and Everyone Else
I’ve been practicing trying to be funny for years and no one has ever asked me how to be funny. Strange that. Mmmm. O’ well, I’ve chatted …
Short Jokes Glory: Monkeys With Guns
Short Joke #103
The surreal Eddie Izzard short joke, monkeys included.
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkey’s do too – if they have a gun.”
- Eddie Izzard
Surreal bliss…Top 10 Eddie Izzard Short Jokes
In a …
Short Jokes Glory: Behind Every…
Short Joke #123
I’m not a gag writer but I like to dabble…
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
- Jim Kinloch
Practice, practice…
In a hurry? Read The World’s Shortest Joke
Time to waste but you …
IT Jokes
IT Jokes in 5 Words
Computer Jokes, Users, Tech Support. Gunfire
Mmmm I…T… Information Technology. What’s funny about this redundant term? Computer jokes and software humour have now migrated (‘ported’ in geek to Smart Devices and the …
Doctor Doctor Jokes, Top 10
Doctor Doctor Jokes in 5 Words
Stealing, Bridge, Tense, Kite, Strawberry
Doctor, Doctor Jokes, Top 10
01.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kitten.
02.
Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop stealing …
And if you can’t be careful…Jokes
If You Can’t Be Good…Be Careful Jokes
Do you hate those cliches imposed by family and friends? If you can’t be careful…be good. Yep. Bummer. Bollocks. Banal drivel. Well, here’s ten rejoinders you can use.
Top 10 …
Christmas Cracker Jokes – The Alternatives, Top 10
Christmas Cracker Jokes Count Down
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a variety of really funny Christmas cracker jokes. What’s that? You can make my wish come true? Where? Here?
Thank you Santa,
Jim
10.
Q: What …
Christmas Cracker Jokes Top 10
Christmas Cracker Jokes, Top 10 Traditional
Here’s a count down of the best Christmas cracker jokes, the more traditional ones. There are meant to be jokes of the laughing kind but I’m sure you’ll have a …
Bit Comedy, Review on Huffington Post
Bit Comedy Funny Blog Review
A very nice chap called Alistair Coleman, a comedy writer and blogger of some note, wrote this little piece about Bit Comedy on the Huffington Post website.
Bit Comedy
‘Does what …
Yo Momma Jokes, Translated into Proper English
Yo Momma, Jokes in Plain English
Yo Momma’ Jokes, or excuses for insulting Mummies, are translated here into proper English, so that we, the English can fully understand. Now that’s bollocks…
Here you go…
Top 5 Yo Momma …
George Carlin One Liners, Top 10
George Carlin Brilliance
George Carlin is a comedy god. A real thinking comedian who uses the power of words to amuse and shock a little. He’s less shocking these days. But he was THE MAN. If’ …
Knock Knock Jokes You Weren’t Looking For…
Do you love the classic ‘Knock Knock Jokes?’ You like puns then? Well these are not your average Knock Knock jokes. Nope these are surreal, stupid, mostly original “Knock Knock jokes, o’ and if you’re …
Texts From My Cat: ‘Nail Clippers’
Texts From My Cat #3101
So dear reader, here we discover Kevin (the texting cat) has made a brand new friend.
Kevin’s Text in Plain Text
Jim: Have you seen my nail clippers?
Kevin: Not, no, never…
Jim: Kevin!!!! Tell …
Best Joke About George Osborne
George Osborne Joke
Hands up who loathes and pities this dude? He fits very neatly into this old gag.
You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a homicidal maniac and George Osborne. You’re given a gun …
