Bill Hicks has been gone a while, taken early but his work is still here. Perhaps one day another comedian will capture the indignation he had. Indignation at the world of greed, at the stupid and those that are far removed from the battlefield but who are the real killers.
Bill Hick Top Jokes & Quotes
Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You really think when Jesus comes back he wants to see a fucking cross?’
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
Ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved?
There is absolutely no connection between having a gun and shooting someone and not having a gun and not shooting someone and you’d be a fool and a communist to make one
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves
10. Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired, go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here’s American Gladiators, watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it, watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America—you are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do as we tell you
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