Eddie Izzard Top One Liner Jokes
Eddie Izzard in 5 words
Surreal, Sublime, Perfect, Tom-Boy
Eddie Izzard is my favourite comedian because he’s funny, surreal and he’s damn good at mime. I love the way he reincorporates lines from the start at the end of his routine and brings “thinking” to comedy.
10 Eddie Izzard Best Jokes
- I appreciate your applause, but I don’t do it for applause. I do it for cash. It’s much better.
- I’ve done a bit of Latin my time, but I can control it.
- [On American pronunciation] You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because, you know, there’s an “H” in it.
- They say that guns don’t kill people, people kill people. But I think the guns help.
- Cake or death?
- If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, then you’ve never been on acid.
- I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from
- If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete
- There’s not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that’s a bit slapdash, isn’t it?
- 10. I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
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