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Frankie Boyle Top One Liners

Submitted by on May 19, 2012 – 11:57 am

Frankie Boyle Jokes

Frankie Boyle in 5 words

Owl-Face, Disappointed, Aiming High

Frankie Boyle can take your breath away and sometimes he doesn’t pick on people bigger than himself. That apart, he will make you hysterical (in a good way) and angry. He doesn’t have the righteousness of Bill Hicks but every so often he shares the ride with that ‘Comedy Angel.’

Top 5 One Liners and Short Jokes from Frankie Boyle

  1. If Harry Potter’s so magical, why can’t he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn’t need a broomstick to cling onto.
  2. He looks terrible doesn’t he? [Gordon] Brown? He looks like a sad face that someone has drawn onto their scrotum.
  3. Scientists have just built the world’s biggest supercollider, and they’re doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment’s successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two!
  4. I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o’clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.
  5. Did you see that guy they jailed the other month – ‘Osama bin London’? Is that the stage it has got to? Fucking tribute acts?

TooT!

Jim

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