Frankie Boyle Top One Liners
Frankie Boyle in 5 words
Owl-Face, Disappointed, Aiming High
Frankie Boyle can take your breath away and sometimes he doesn’t pick on people bigger than himself. That apart, he will make you hysterical (in a good way) and angry. He doesn’t have the righteousness of Bill Hicks but every so often he shares the ride with that ‘Comedy Angel.’
Top 5 One Liners and Short Jokes from Frankie Boyle
- If Harry Potter’s so magical, why can’t he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn’t need a broomstick to cling onto.
- He looks terrible doesn’t he? [Gordon] Brown? He looks like a sad face that someone has drawn onto their scrotum.
- Scientists have just built the world’s biggest supercollider, and they’re doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment’s successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two!
- I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o’clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.
- Did you see that guy they jailed the other month – ‘Osama bin London’? Is that the stage it has got to? Fucking tribute acts?