Kids Jokes in 5 Words
Parrots, Sticks, Psychos, Pencils, Bellies
Kids jokes eh? Well, they can be very funny especially told by a nine year old with some cake in one hand, watching television and appraising her Moshi Monster collection.
Kids Jokes, Top 10
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A Walkie-Talkie.
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho-path.
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains!
Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A belly button.
Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic