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Kids Jokes

Submitted by on January 25, 2013 – 9:30 am

Kids Jokes

Kids Jokes in 5 Words

Parrots, Sticks, Psychos, Pencils, Bellies

Kids jokes eh? Well, they can be very funny especially told by a nine year old with some cake in one hand, watching television and appraising her Moshi Monster collection.

Kids Jokes, Top 10

01.
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A Walkie-Talkie.

02
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely.

03.
Q. What’s brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

04.

Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks.

05.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

A: They take the psycho-path.

06.

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot!

07.

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?

A: To draw the curtains!

09.

Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?

A: A belly button.

10.

Q: What happens if life gives you melons?

A: Your dyslexic

The End

TooT!

Jim

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