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Les Dawson Top 5 One Liners
Submitted by Jim Kinloch+ on July 15, 2012 – 12:30 pmNo Comment | 1,377 views
Les Dawson in 2 Words
Word Genius
I loved Les Dawson because of his use of words, not keen on the more ‘traditional’ elements of his humor sometimes but he was one of the greats. So are five blasts from the past…
Les Dawson’s Top 5 Short Jokes
- “She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.
- “I don’t have to do this for a living, I just do it for the luxuries like bread and shoes.”
- “A letter came from the bank. I could tell it was from the bank as it was written on a wreath nailed to the front door.”
- “I said to the wife, ‘I wish you wouldn’t smoke in bed.’ She said, ‘But a lot of women do.’ I said, ‘Not bacon they don’t.’”
- “My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said: ‘Why?’ and she said: ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already’. “
TooT!
Jim
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