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Richard Pryor Jokes

Submitted by on January 30, 2013 – 9:30 am

Richard Pryor Jokes

Richard Pryor Jokes in 2 words

The Dude

Richard Pryor

The guy was a laugh machine. Topical, human and at times very silly. Justly angry and full of vim, he made the 70s and the 80s funny. 

Richard Pryor Jokes Top 10

1. “I’d like to make you laugh for about ten minutes — though I’m gonn’a be on for an hour.” 

2. “Freebase? What’s free about it?”

3. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.”

4. “How do you “accidentally” shoot a nigger in the chest six times? Well, my gun fell and just went crazy.”

5. “I woke up in an ambulance. And it wasn’t nothing but white people staring at me. I said, “Ain’t this a bitch. I done died and wound up in the wrong mutha’fucking heaven.”

6. “I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally,  ‘Arizona State Penitentiary’ Population: 80 percent black people. But there are no black people in Arizona, they have to bus mother fuckers in.” 

7. “I’d like to die like my father died. My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.”

8. “I had to stop drinkin’, cus I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety”.

9. “I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.”

10. “I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren’t coming after me! 

Miss you Richard,

25 Classic short jokes and one-liners to waste a bit of time on. 

or if you have a lot of time 101 Short Jokes 

TooT! 

Jim

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