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The Worlds Filthiest Dirty joke: The Aristocrats

Submitted by + on September 3, 2011 – 12:07 pmNo Comment | 808 views

Aren't I cute

Top Dirty Joke

This joke (sometimes known as the ‘Debonaires’) is an occasion for stand ups to tell a really bad, corny joke. A sort of anti-humour-humour. And try to out-shock their peers.

If you like good jokes see the Bit Comedy list 101 Short Jokes.

 

Anyway it is a classic joke and if you’re a comedy fan you’ll be interested how it breaks down into 4 parts. OK you’re not, here’s one version. [to protect your innocent eyes the word Labrador has been substituted for the word FUCK  and COCK and SHIT throughout]:-

A family of entertainers, with their dog, visits a new agent looking for work.

The agent asks the family to show him what they do?’

The father walks right up to his wife and stands on her shoulders.

The agent yawns saying “I’ve seen this one a million times.”

The dog puts his paws up on the father and pulls down his zipper. He then very carefully pulls the Dad’s Labrador out with his teeth and starts licking it. The mother reaches out and starts to Labrador off the dog whilst this is happening.

The son then walks over and starts to brutally Labrador the dog, while the daughter takes her clothes off, puts a motorized strap on Labrador and Labradors the Labrador out of her brother.

The son starts to moan in pleasure even though there is a 30-inch motor-Labrador in his bottom.

The father then Labradors all over the dogs face.  The daughter then proceeds to pull the motor-Labrador out of her brother, and Labradors her Dad and then her Mum.

They finish their frenzied Labrador-ing and take a bow.

What the hell do you call an act like that?”  The father says: “I call it ‘The Aristocrats.”

If you fancy reading more of them here’s a database full of different versions of the Aristocrats joke (the site has an annoying advert popup window though) and most of these jokes WILL make you sick.

If you fancy seeing the film where a load of top stand ups tell the Aristocrats joke see it on Amazon.

TooT!

Jim

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