And if you can’t be careful…Jokes
If You Can’t Be Good…Be Careful Jokes
Do you hate those cliches imposed by family and friends? If you can’t be careful…be good. Yep. Bummer. Bollocks. Banal drivel. Well, here’s ten rejoinders you can use.
Top 10 If You Can’t Be Careful Jokes
01. Be neat.
02. Hide the evidence.
03. Say some big boys did it and ran away.
04. Deny you’re George Osborne.
05. Inform your counsellor.
06. Dress in black and buy a shotgun.
07. Blame it on the boogie.
08. Write a short novel entitled, ‘My Struggle*’
09. Claim you’re a sex addict
10. Fill in your tax return
*works for mad murderers