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Christmas Cracker Jokes Top 10

Submitted by on December 14, 2012 – 5:27 pm

Christmas Cracker Jokes Best of

Christmas Cracker Jokes, Top 10 Traditional

Here’s a count down of the best Christmas cracker jokes, the more traditional ones. There are meant to be jokes of the laughing kind but I’m sure you’ll have a good groan along the way.

10.

Q: What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

A: Annette.

09.

Q: What do you call a shortsighted dinosaur?

A: A Do-you-think-he-saw-us.

08.

Q: What’s ET short for?

A: Because he’s only got little legs.

07.

Q: What’s another word for thesaurus?

A:  Another-Saurus.

06.

Q: What’s round and bad tempered?

A: A vicious circle.

05.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the New Year’s Eve party?

A: He had no body to go with.

04.

Q: What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

A: One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.

03.

Q: What’s furry and minty?

A: A polo bear.

02.

Q:What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?

A: Russell.

01.

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?

A: No eye deer.

 

Ho Ho TooT!

 

Jim

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