Christmas Cracker Jokes Top 10
Christmas Cracker Jokes, Top 10 Traditional
Here’s a count down of the best Christmas cracker jokes, the more traditional ones. There are meant to be jokes of the laughing kind but I’m sure you’ll have a good groan along the way.
Q: What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Q: What do you call a shortsighted dinosaur?
A: A Do-you-think-he-saw-us.
Q: What’s ET short for?
A: Because he’s only got little legs.
Q: What’s another word for thesaurus?
Q: What’s round and bad tempered?
A: A vicious circle.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the New Year’s Eve party?
A: He had no body to go with.
Q: What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
A: One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
Q: What’s furry and minty?
A: A polo bear.
Q:What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer.
Ho Ho TooT!