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Doctor Doctor Jokes, Top 10

Submitted by on January 9, 2013 – 10:30 am

Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor Doctor Jokes in 5 Words

Stealing, Bridge, Tense, Kite, Strawberry

Doctor, Doctor Jokes, Top 10



Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?

How long has this been going on?

Since I was a kitten.


Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop stealing things

Take these pills for a week; if that doesn’t work I’ll have a colour TV.


Doctor, Doctor My daughter has just swallowed my pen – what shall I do?

Use a pencil.


Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bridge?

What’s come over you?

Two cars, a tractor and a number 19 bus. .


Doctor, Doctor I feel like a Wigwam AND a Teepee. 

You’re two tents.


Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Déjà Vu!

Didn’t I see you yesterday?


Doctor, Doctor what can you give me for the wind?

Try this kite.


Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory.

When did this happen?

When did what happen?


Doctor, Doctor

I’ve a strawberry stuck in my ear!

I’ve some cream for that!


Doctor, Doctor I’ve broken my arm in three places.

Well stay out of those places.

- Tommy Cooper



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