Pirates: ‘Boris Johnson Island’
There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that].
Captain Nice: Our hero
Granite: Large, Angry & hairy
Woody: A poet, partly made of wood.
Best Reading Experience
For the full ‘Pirate Experience’ best to read this out loud in your best PIRATE voice, “BELIKE!”
Boris Johnson’s Island
CAPTAIN! Captain, come quick!
What is it Granite?
He’s on the television tube.
T’is Captain Blood! The scurvy, mangy DOG! BELIKE!
That’s Boris Johnson Granite.
Could have sworn! What’s the difference good Captain?
Well Granite. Captain Blood is an athletic and noble man of action.
Sharon! I love your gills. Your gills are my thrills.
And Boris Johnson isn’t.
O’ my mistake. Could be worse I supposed.
Aye. We could have voted for him.
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