Pirates: ‘Boris Johnson Island’
Pirate Prologue
There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that].
Cast
Captain Nice: Our hero
Granite: Large, Angry & hairy
Woody: A poet, partly made of wood.
Best Reading Experience
For the full ‘Pirate Experience’ best to read this out loud in your best PIRATE voice, “BELIKE!”
Boris Johnson’s Island
GRANITE:
CAPTAIN! Captain, come quick!
CAPTAIN NICE:
What is it Granite?
GRANITE:
He’s on the television tube.
CAPTAIN NICE:
Who?
GRANITE:
T’is Captain Blood! The scurvy, mangy DOG! BELIKE!
CAPTAIN NICE:
That’s Boris Johnson Granite.
GRANITE:
Could have sworn! What’s the difference good Captain?
CAPTAIN NICE:
Well Granite. Captain Blood is an athletic and noble man of action.
WOODY:
Sharon! I love your gills. Your gills are my thrills.
GRANITE:
Shut up about that fish.
CAPTAIN NICE:
And Boris Johnson isn’t.
GRANITE:
O’ my mistake. Could be worse I supposed.
CAPTAIN NICE:
Aye. We could have voted for him.
GRANITE:
BELIKE!
WOODY:
SHARON!
- END -
Toot!
Jim
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