Pirates: ‘Wake of The Leveson Inquiry’
Pirate Prologue
There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that].
Cast
Captain Nice: Our hero
Granite: Large, Angry & hairy
Woody: A poet, partly made of wood.
Best Reading Experience
For the full ‘Pirate Experience’ best to read this out loud in your best PIRATE voice, “BELIKE!”
’Wake of The Leveson Inquiry’
GRANITE:
What’s a Leveson?
WOODY:
Tis’ a poet like a Yeats!
CAPTAIN NICE:
I think you’ll find he’s a Grand Inquisitor rooting out the evil Murdoch Empire.
GRANITE:
Like them Spanish Dog Conquistadors robbing us of the New World? BELIKE!
CAPTAIN NICE:
Well. You might be right Granite. And it’s ‘…those Spanish dogs,’ not “them…”
WOODY:
SHARON!
CAPTAIN NICE:
Will you shut up about that fish?
WOODY:
But I loved her Captain. And she loved me to the tips of her gills.
GRANITE:
Shall we board the Leveson ship and take her as a prize? BELIKE!
CAPTAIN NICE:
No Granite. It’s Saturday and I wish to watch ‘The Voice’ on the BBC channel.
GRANITE & WOODY:
HURRAH! BELIKE!
CAPTAIN NICE:
We’ll save the modern world on Monday.
ALL:
AMEN!
- END -
Toot!
Jim
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