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Texts From My Cat: ‘Big Thing’

Submitted by on May 31, 2012 – 4:24 pm

Texts from My Cat-Big-Thing

Funny Cat Text #279

Kevin is Absent Without Leave. His owner wonders where he is as Kevin has an appointment.

 

Kevin Text in Plain Text

Jim: Kevin. Where are you?

Kevin: What big person thing?

Jim: That’s Lucy.

Kevin: What Lucy thing?

Jim: Lucy is a vet.

Kevin: What vet?

Jim: A vet makes you better.

Kevin: Can’t come out tonight, washing my tail.

- END –

TooT!

Jim

 

Written by Jim & Finola Kinloch (aged eight)

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