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Texts From My Cat: Food

Submitted by on April 15, 2012 – 8:19 pm

Texts From My Cat - Food

Texts From My Cat #189

In which we find Kevin, an ordinary moggy, hungry, alone in the kitchen and putting his iPhone to good use. I never tire of texts from my cat. OK. I do tire of it. But isn’t wonderful to have communication between a cat and his ‘owner?’

Kevin Text in Plain Text

Kevin: Food!

Jim: Food what?

Kevin: Food I am hungry human. Also I am not a child. I am HIGHLY evolved.

Jim: It’s in the fridge. Something wrong?

Kevin: f@£$*^ it!

Jim: O’ yes the highly EVOLVED kitty doesn’t have thumbs…

Kevin: I’ve just pissed in your shoes…

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