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Texts From My Cat: Kill

Submitted by + on April 16, 2012 – 10:30 am2 Comments | 877 views

Texts From My Cat: Kill

Texts From My Cat #195

Cats love to give presents. Kevin, a rather agitated cat, is no exception. Sometimes he will even leave the head on. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to texts from my cat, SIGH!

Kevin’s Plain Text

Kevin: Where dead thing?

Jim: I threw it out.

Kevin: Why?

Jim: It was a headless pigeon.

Kevin: It was a present.

Jim: Wine would have worked.

Kevin:  So you don’t want this sheep? It’s fresh.

- END -

I Thank You,

TooT!

Jim

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