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Texts From My Cat: Monsters

Submitted by + on April 29, 2012 – 12:30 pmNo Comment | 378 views

Texts From My Cat: Monsters

Funny Cat Text #212

Kevin, the cat with an iPhone, likes to explore. Here’s one of those conversations, so common, with a ‘curious cat.’

Kevin’s Plain Text

Kevin: Everywhere monsters!

Jim:  What sort of monsters?

Kevin: Floppy, smelly, damp ONES!

Jim: What else?

Kevin: They go round. Like a drum.

Jim: GET OUT of the f@£$ing washing machine!

Kevin: But it is fun. (=^;^=)

 

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