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Texts From My Cat: “Splash!”

Submitted by + on July 9, 2012 – 2:46 pmNo Comment | 25 views

Texts from my Cat - Splash

Funny Cat Text #299

In which Kevin has yet another compliant about the facilities.

 

Kevin Text in Plain Text

Jim: What’s splashing sound?

Kevin: I have complaint @*!!-/-

Jim: Go on.

Kevin:  My bathtub is too small.

Jim: Which bathtub

Kevin: My round one. Scratchy.

Jim: Scratchy?

Kevin: In your language a scourer.

Jim:  Kevin GET OUT OF THE SINK.

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