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Texts From My Cat: ‘V’

Submitted by + on July 11, 2012 – 12:30 pmNo Comment | 73 views

Texts From My Cat - V

Funny Cat Text #301

In which Kevin has second thoughts about his holiday up the road. Sometimes fish isn’t the answer.

 

Kevin Text in Plain Text

Jim: Not seen U in 3 days.

Kevin: I have moved human.

Jim: Where?

Kevin:  3 doors. Nice fish.

Jim: OK.

Kevin: You want me back haha!

Jim: You mean Karen the v?

Kevin: What mean v?

Jim:  Ends in ‘sectionist’

Kevin: I was coming back anyway.

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