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Texts From My Cat

Submitted by on March 3, 2013 – 4:08 pm

Texts From My Cat: Hairball

As many of you know, Kevin, my cat is in possession of an iPhone. He’s taken, between prolonged naps, to texting me as only a cat can.

Texts from My Cat Hero

I have to confess that although irritating I do take an interest in texts from my cat because I love communi-cat-ion (thanks Fin for that word recreation).

Cats are annoying and lovable, giving them technology puts them further up the evolutionary scale, soon they’ll be forming their own pressure group to stop members of UKip entering the country.

Texts from Kevin

You can read a whole collection of Kevin’s texts here.

Kevin’s Text in Plain Text

Kevin: @*&%^!!!!

Jim: What’s the matter? Hairball?

Kevin: Worse.

Jim: What can be worse

Kevin: George Osborne.

Jim: I’ve got some Catnip?

Kevin: Catnip! Herbs will not cure him!!!!!

 

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TooT

Jim

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