Texts From My Cat
As many of you know, Kevin, my cat is in possession of an iPhone. He’s taken, between prolonged naps, to texting me as only a cat can.
Texts from My Cat Hero
I have to confess that although irritating I do take an interest in texts from my cat because I love communi-cat-ion (thanks Fin for that word recreation).
Cats are annoying and lovable, giving them technology puts them further up the evolutionary scale, soon they’ll be forming their own pressure group to stop members of UKip entering the country.
Texts from Kevin
Kevin’s Text in Plain Text
Jim: What’s the matter? Hairball?
Jim: What can be worse
Kevin: George Osborne.
Jim: I’ve got some Catnip?
Kevin: Catnip! Herbs will not cure him!!!!!
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