Top 10 ‘How Many [BLAH] Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb
Top 10 Light Bulb Jokes
Own up! You love them don’t you; me too. I just love this joke format and so here’s 10 of the best ‘How many…does it take to change a light bulb jokes for instant laughs.
O’ and if you get to the bottom you’ll get some BONUS JOKES mind out though because rude words are used.
1 .
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
2.
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer are you looking for?
3.
Q: How many LA cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb, and four to beat the shit out of the old one.
4.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Microsoft will just redefine Darkness as the new industry standard.
5.
Q: How many George Bushes did it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why do you hate freedom?
6.
Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish.
7.
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
8.
Q: How many undercover policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None…. There never “was” a light bulb, don’t you remember?
9.
Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to negotiate with the old bulb and one to shoot at it at the
same time.
10.
Q: How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don’t change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Bonus Jokes
Q: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why would I want to do that?
Q: How many liberal members of the collation cabinet does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We’ve got a light bulb? Wow!
Q: How many politically incorrect subversives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Cunt.
Q: How many eagles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How would they do that? They’ve got talons you idiot.
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TooT!
Jim
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