The Pyrates
There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that]. Led by the great pirate ‘Captain Nice,’ a man of action and many poses; his crew have many adventures in present day England.
Crew
Captain Nice: Our hero
Granite: Large, Angry & hairy
Woody: A poet, partly made of wood.
Best Reading Experience
For the full ‘Pirate Experience’ best to read this out loud in your best PIRATE voice, “BELIKE!”
Pyrates:
‘Wake of The Leveson Inquiry’
Excerpt
GRANITE:
What’s a Leveson?
WOODY: 
Tis’ a poet like a Yeats!
CAPTAIN NICE:
I think you’ll find he’s a Grand Inquisitor rooting out the evil Murdoch Empire.
GRANITE:
Like them Spanish Dog Conquistadors robbing us of the New World? BELIKE!
CAPTAIN NICE:
Well. You might be right Granite. And it’s ‘…those Spanish dogs,’ not “them…”
End of Excerpt
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