There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that]. Led by the great pirate ‘Captain Nice,’ a man of action and many poses; his crew have many adventures in present day England.
Captain Nice: Our hero
Granite: Large, Angry & hairy
Woody: A poet, partly made of wood.
Best Reading Experience
For the full ‘Pirate Experience’ best to read this out loud in your best PIRATE voice, “BELIKE!”
‘Wake of The Leveson Inquiry’
What’s a Leveson?
Tis’ a poet like a Yeats!
I think you’ll find he’s a Grand Inquisitor rooting out the evil Murdoch Empire.
Like them Spanish Dog Conquistadors robbing us of the New World? BELIKE!
Well. You might be right Granite. And it’s ‘…those Spanish dogs,’ not “them…”
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