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Pyrates (Pirates)

Pyrates or Pirates

The Pyrates

There was a great STORM! Three Seventeenth Pirates (Pyrates) were shipwrecked on the coast of present day England [Best not ask too many questions about that]. Led by the great pirate ‘Captain Nice,’ a man of action and many poses; his crew have many adventures in present day England.

Crew

Captain Nice: Our hero

Granite: Large, Angry & hairy

Woody: A poet, partly made of wood.

 

Best Reading Experience

For the full ‘Pirate Experience’ best to read this out loud in your best PIRATE voice, “BELIKE!”

 

Pyrates:

‘Wake of The Leveson Inquiry’

Excerpt

 

Granite The PirateGRANITE:

What’s a Leveson?

 

 

 

WOODY: Woody The Pirate

Tis’ a poet like a Yeats!

 

 

Captain Nice The PiratesCAPTAIN NICE:

I think you’ll find he’s a Grand Inquisitor rooting out the evil Murdoch Empire.

 

 

 

GRANITE:Granite The Pirate

Like them Spanish Dog Conquistadors robbing us of the New World? BELIKE!

 

 

Captain Nice The PiratesCAPTAIN NICE:

Well. You might be right Granite. And it’s ‘…those Spanish dogs,’ not “them…”

End of Excerpt

 

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Read Pirate Episodes Here

 

Pirates: ‘Boris Johnson’s Island’

Pirates: ‘Wake of the Leveson Inquiry’

Pirates: ‘Antique Roadshow’