Kevin and I have been together for very nearly six years now. Kevin came from the Blue Cross Shelter along with his brother John. Everything changed when Kevin was left an iPhone in the will of his late owner.
You can see ALL the Texts From My Cat on Tumblr
Auto Correct Magic
It’s time to dive into the ultimate unintentional comedy bits of ‘autocorrect’ madness.
Smart phones aren’t.
What makes an auto correct even funnier is when the other person adds to the comedy by playing dumb …
As many of you know, Kevin, my cat is in possession of an iPhone. He’s taken, between prolonged naps, to texting me as only a cat can.
Texts from My Cat Hero
I have to confess that …
How to be Funny for Beginners and Everyone Else
I’ve been practicing trying to be funny for years and no one has ever asked me how to be funny. Strange that. Mmmm. O’ well, I’ve chatted …
Short Joke #103
The surreal Eddie Izzard short joke, monkeys included.
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkey’s do too – if they have a gun.”
- Eddie Izzard
Surreal bliss…Top 10 Eddie Izzard Short Jokes
In a …
Short Joke #123
I’m not a gag writer but I like to dabble…
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
- Jim Kinloch
Practice, practice…
In a hurry? Read The World’s Shortest Joke
Time to waste but you …
IT Jokes in 5 Words
Computer Jokes, Users, Tech Support. Gunfire
Mmmm I…T… Information Technology. What’s funny about this redundant term? Computer jokes and software humour have now migrated (‘ported’ in geek to Smart Devices and the …
Doctor Doctor Jokes in 5 Words
Stealing, Bridge, Tense, Kite, Strawberry
Doctor, Doctor Jokes, Top 10
01.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kitten.
02.
Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop stealing …
