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Taliban Twitter II: Disneyland Paris

Submitted by on May 9, 2011 – 12:30 pm

Tweet if You’re Suicidal

The following Twitter stream was recovered from Disneyland Paris last night.

Taliban Twitter, Paris in 5 Words:

Dumbo, Eye Shadow, Pinocchio, Tasers

Some of the following is made up. Some of it could have happened. A lot of it is what we’d like to happen.


Smart_Bomber_147 Kevin Squires

Just been asked if I was Jack Sparrow.

43 minutes ago


Shadow_Eyes_90 Abbas A.

What? RU wearing that eye shadow again? #deathtogays Pirates of the Caribbean bah! #lostingtheplot

43 minutes ago


Smart_Bomber_147 Kevin Squires

Should I lose the French plaits in my beard? #talibangroomingtips

43 minutes ago


Shadow_Eyes_90 Abbas A.

No it suits you. Where are you?

42 minutes ago


Smart_Bomber_147 Kevin Squires

It’s Pinoccio! #godisgreat

42 minutes ago


Shadow_Eyes_90 Abbas A.

Imperialist puppet!

42 minutes ago


Smart_Bomber_147 Kevin Squires

He’s just a boy! #childhoodheroes

42 minutes ago


Shadow_Eyes_90 Abbas A.

Ahhhhh! Attack drone! #changeofunderwear

42 minutes ago


Smart_Bomber_147 Kevin Squires

That’s Dumbo. You Dumbo.

42 minutes ago


Shadow_Eyes_90 Abbas A.

Am going to detonate myself at the Thunder Mountain ride! #deathtodisney

42 minutes ago


Smart_Bomber_147 Kevin Squires

I’m suddenly surrounded by dwarves. #dreamsarestrange. They look so cute
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

41 minutes ago

[AT THIS POINT THE TWITTER FEED WAS INTERRUPTED BY DISNEY HOMELAND SECURITY TEAM MEMBERS DISGUISED AS DWARFS AND USING MULTIPLE TASERS]

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Facts

  • The Taliban take male grooming to explosive new heights
  • Disney never hurt anyone, physically
  • Pinocchio is now a Liberal Democrat spokesman for the Treasury


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