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Afghanistan Present Day

The following Twitter stream was recovered from Helmand Provence in Afghanistan 2 days ago…

Taliban Twitter in 6 Words:

Dates, Tesco Metro, Infidel, Derren Brown

Some of the following is made up and some of the rest conjecture, most of it should have happened…

Jolly_Fighter108 Geoffrey White

Infidel in the village since 14:00. Gonna set the IED now.

43 minutes ago

SparkleEyesWC Ali Ali GoGo

Brilliant Brother! #bigbang #infidelaregone God is great #godisgreat

43 minutes ago

Jolly_Fighter108 Geoffrey White

Two full sections. I count down from 30.

42 minutes ago

SparkleEyesWC Ali Ali GoGo

Wait!

42 minutes ago

Jolly_Fighter108 Geoffrey White

What is it brother? Attack drones? #godisgreat

42 minutes ago

SparkleEyesWC Ali Ali GoGo

No. I left my shopping in the village #tescoclubcard. Can you see it?

41 minutes ago

Jolly_Fighter108 Geoffrey White

How would I know? #imnotderrenfuckingbrown.

41 minutes ago

SparkleEyesWC Behnam

#godisgreat I only need another 38points for a Spa Day Experience. #deathtothebritish.

41 minutes ago

Jolly_Fighter108 Geoffrey White

Listen SparkleEyes. We’ve only had one shot, or one opportunity #eminem. @alfresomurder @loseyourselfsoldier.

41 minutes ago

SparkleEyesWC Behnam

#deathtothebritish You are right brother. I can get more points later. What is that behind you?

41 minutes ago

Jolly_Fighter108 Geoffrey White

#IMFUCKED

41 minutes ago

SparkleEyesWC Behnam

#deathtotheb…

41 minutes ago

[AT THIS POINT THE TWITTER FEED WAS INTERRUPTED]

See Taliban Twitter in Disneyland Paris.

Facts

• The Taliban kill people
• Killing people is wrong
• Anger Management courses don’t work
• Tony Blair is a Catholic

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