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10 People That Should Never Meet
Submitted by Jim Kinloch+ on November 20, 2010 – 12:30 pmNo Comment | 102 views
Certain people and certain ideas should never meet. If they do there will be consequences.
Never Met in 5 words
Flipper, Jam, Blair, Godot, Testicle
Captain Ahab v Flipper (the well trained dolphin)
Ahab:
Have you seen a large white whale?
Flipper:
Click, click, clickclick, click…click.
Ahab:
Much obliged.
Flipper:
Clicker!
Napoleon v Eddie Izzard
Napoleon:
Tres Jolie frock mon brave.
Eddie:
Merci.
Napoleon:
Et le eye shadow really kicks out.
Eddie:
It’s Jam actually.
Napoleon (tasting)
O’ Oui. Le raspberry.
Tony Blair v Harpo Marx
Tony:
Now is not the time for sound-bites but I feel the hand of history on my shoulder.
Harpo:
Godot v Samuel Becket
Godot:
Hi!
Becket:
Bugger.
Ben Elton v A Large Dangling Testicle
Ben:
Hi!
Testicle:
We were separated at birth.
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