10 People That Should Never Meet
Certain people and certain ideas should never meet. If they do there will be consequences.
Never Met in 5 words
Flipper, Jam, Blair, Godot, Testicle
Captain Ahab v Flipper (the well trained dolphin)
Have you seen a large white whale?
Click, click, clickclick, click…click.
Napoleon v Eddie Izzard
Tres Jolie frock mon brave.
Et le eye shadow really kicks out.
It’s Jam actually.
O’ Oui. Le raspberry.
Tony Blair v Harpo Marx
Now is not the time for sound-bites but I feel the hand of history on my shoulder.
Godot v Samuel Becket
Ben Elton v A Large Dangling Testicle
We were separated at birth.
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