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10 Things You Don’t Want Your Lover to Say
Submitted by Jim Kinloch+ on July 1, 2011 – 12:30 pmNo Comment | 578 views
Warning Signals
- That Sarah Palin is quite sexy.
Translation: I want you to DOMINATE me. - I am not your girlfriend.
Translation: Thank you for your cock. - I’ve never loved you.
Translation: I did but I thought I’d hurt you so you’d feel sorry for me. - We need to talk.
Translation: We’re buggered. - I think you have attachment issues.
Translation: Your ex called. - Why don’t we watch the X-Factor, naked?
Translation: There’s nothing on so lets get off. - I’ll email you.
Translation: No I won’t. - Let’s get a cat.
Translation: We can practice being responsible and then get kids - I don’t know what time I’ll be back.
Translation: I do and I will be drunk. You should be asleep so I can vomit without guilt. - That Jeremy Clarkson is a laugh.
Translation: I have reached a crisis in my life. I know he’s really a pantomime dame with Yorkshire issues. I can’t help myself.
TooT!
Jim
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